You Know What?

I don’t really like your tone,
Its like the sound of breaking bones,

All snapping and sliding and crunching,
Like a carnivore digging and munching,

Ooh, I bet you shivered!

Now your tone is ‘a quiver!

No! Don’t sl- OW!! Don’t slap me!
This is precisely what I was talking about!

Here I was minding my own business…