Fun Facts About The Garden Snail

The following are fun facts about the garden snail:

One of them is named Nick,
And he eats nothing but sticks,

One of them is named Jerry,
And he’s fond of the berry,

Another is called Mary,
And her shell is really quite scary,

The last one is called Lauren,
And she’d like you to know it’s pourin’,

But most of all they’d all like you to know,
That just because they crawl around down low,

Doesn’t mean that they won’t throw down,
And take your sorry self to town,

But it’s probably fine,
I mean, you aren’t really likely to mind,

Because you stocked up on snail poison,
Right?