Look at the adorable zipper!
And that belt would look cute
on your ankle. The animals
on this top fade into your skin
like henna just before it washes off.
Over here, a beer modeling
a toga – frat perfect, I’d say.
Your response may be cryptic,
but I think you’re just subtle
because you don’t want to admit
how good my taste is.

What did you take before we left?

I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Check out this fabulous dirt-mound skirt.