The following are thing’s I’d like to see a pageant of; perhaps someone might make it happen:

  • Painting, but only with one’s feet or something else absurd, like a paintbrush and oils.
  • Dancing, but the kind where the audience is blindfolded and then has to imagine what the noises on stage represent.
  • Happy people, who aren’t there because they were made to, but because they really want to be.
  • Contestants for the most comfortable chair in existence, preferably where we all take one home.

Thanks for your consideration,