snail tails

so have you ever looked at a snail
and wondered where its tail actually lives?

i know that the science types get all sciency about it and want us to believe that their shells are like their little houses or something but we all know that they must be hiding the worlds most sick tails ever seen

like the dinosaurs which are apparently birds now level awesome

but every time i ask a snail for comment on this theyre all like
get out of my house
and
slither slither slither