so i ate some shrooms once

i kind want to brag
i went into the woods with my little red riding hood basket
and my only for hiding from rodents who cant see red hood
it was glorious
but i picked me a whoooole bunch of shrooms
and i didnt even eat any of the poisonous ones
and i didnt even trip balls
because i actually studied which ones were food
and which ones could be food but with like a lot more walls closing in and talking mailboxes
and i only picked the former
gotta leave the goods for the deer