As Old as Ducks

“So you know how ducks have triangles?”

“Joe, what are you talking about?”

“Their beaks are triangles, keep up.”

“Joe. I should have known better than to ask.”

“So, triangle beaks prove the Illuminati.”

“Joe, at the risk of making the same mistake twice in one conversation – how did you get from ducks to the Illuminati?”

“Well everybody knows ducks are super old, like just younger than the dinosaurs kind of old.”

“Joe, I’m walking away from this conversation.”