“I had this thought.”

“Always a bad sign with you, Joe.”

“So you know how folks will swap out sugar for salt as a prank? And you know how pepper can make you sneeze?”

“I’m afraid to answer either of those, Joe.”

“Well, what if you swap out the salt for cocaine? It’s a white powder, they wouldn’t know why they were sneezing all over their dinner.”

“Joe, why, even as a prank — ?”

“Gotta live up to the Illumi-naughty name somehow, and they told me to stop doing heroin.”

“Joe.  I don’t think I wanna know!”