Forget It

My coworker loses her water bottle
20 times a day and I make fun of her
by lose I mean she sets it down somewhere
and walks away and doesn’t remember

Meanwhile I have a constant dread
that I’m forgetting something important
and she doesn’t make fun of me for it
I suppose I shouldn’t tease her

At least she can find her lost marbles,
mine are phantoms and hence irrecoverable