Crisis and Continuity

So, is it possible
to split your own personality?

For instance, put your sweet side
that calls your grandma in one corner

and push the anger-venting
swear words in the other direction,

cradle your baby-talk voice
and add it to the sweet pile,

shove the judgmental sarcasm
into the other pile (nice blinker, a$$hole).
Personalities duking it out
on the wrestling mats

Asking for a friend.