ticking clocks

so this infernal thing
has been ticking away for days now
and no amount of burying it in the garden solved either the ticking
or my lack of being able to tell the time in my living room
so im left having to call my clock guy
his name is harry
harry of harrys clocks
not to be confused with harry the cartoonist
theyre the same harry but in different places so theyre different and thats final
harry said that all clocks tick except for digital ones
but i will not have a digital clock in the living room
but i do now have one thats a sweet spinning paper thing
so at least it ticks with the conviction of small bits of paper flipping down
not a wimpy tick tock goes the clock