Giants in the Woods

“Do you think there are giants in the woods?”

“No of course not idiot, they’re the woods, not fairy-tale land.”

“But how can you be sure?  There’s a lot of things in the woods.”

“Because someone would have seen them by now, duh.”

“But what if someone hadn’t seen them yet?”

Someone would have seen one by now, there’s a lot of people and giants are huge.”

“But-“

“Oh shut up, there’s no such thing and you’re being stupid about this.”

“Well if you insist then, no need to be so nasty,” replied the former, as a hand reached down.