Mr. Deity

“Excuse me, sir?”

“Yes, what is it?” He looks over his glasses at her.

“Sir, your 11 o’clock is here.”

“I don’t have an 11 o’clock today, Ms. Jones-Berger.”

“I’m sorry, sir, but you do, and he says it’s urgent.”

Mr. Deity looks at his watch. “Wait, is today Sunday?”

“Yes, I’m afraid so, sir.”

“Thought it was still Saturday. Better show him in, Ms. Jones-Berger.”

“Right away, sir.”