home decoration shopping is the worst

heres my standing objection to shopping for home decorations

you dont even want them

everyone expects to see a certain amount of junk on shelves and walls and hanging from the ceilings or youre the weirdo with an empty house

because thats how you show everyone who visits what youre really like

none of them appreciated that time i filled my living room with sand to commit to the zen garden life

and to be honest i dont think the rock garden version was any better

but at least they dont complain about loose sand anymore
the little ones do tend to steal the shiny rocks though
those were the expensive ones