now i like many people operated under the assumption that the only difference between me and the fancy people painters was the fancy people paint

this was not correct

it still came out all haphazard like and cost too much and isnt what i would call the prettiest thing in the world

but the cat didnt attack it yet and now the paint stains on my jeans are expensive so now the judgemental jeans judgers are the ones at fault when they do their judging