swans are strange critters

alright so i was on board with the whole big and feathery deal
but then you want me to believe its all normal for something to have a long bendy neck
we all agreed that snakes got the bendy necks
not the giraffes
not the eels and their horror show faces
but here the swans are
all look at me im a swan and i have boats with my weird neck and face on them
jeez