Close Your Eyes

If you close your eyes,
you could be anywhere
darling,
so close your eyes,
and be at my side,
(there
darling,
I solved teleportation 
I do believe) 
Instead of thanking me,
please ruin the face of makeup-
I certainly paid enough for it..
It might as well earn its spenditure-
that’s a word-
Shut up and kiss me!