God’s Green Earth

I don’t want to be a grammar shark here,
but the logical implication,
given that the Earth is mostly blue,
that while god owns the green bits,
there’s a nontrivial amount of blue,
that someone else owns.

my head canon says it’s the sea monsters,
and you can’t convince me otherwise,
unless you’ve come bearing dead sea monsters,
in which case,
gold star on your report card today I guess.