Over the Top

When you make your new year’s resolutions,
after you put on the one about that gym membership,
and the totally going to work new diet,
or whatever other obligatory starting items,

Don’t forget to add one which is well over the top,
like learning underwater basket weaving,
or how to do a backflip on a pogo stick,
or how to make a to do list that is actually reasonable.

Something like that.