hear me out
someone sat down one day and was like
‘dudes this whole spoon and hands business isnt making us enough
so what if we like took some sticks
and stuck them together
and then told everyone that hand sticks arent like allowed at the table anymore?’
and nobody
i repeat nobody
appears to have stood up for the hand sticks
fingers
theyre fingers
+1 fingers
victory is ours
suck it forks
oh wait you cant because you cant even hold onto sauce good
idiots extraordinariots