i do like a good apple
but on my own terms
specifically during late summer
when the only good ones are the green ones
which are clearly the best apples
but now everyones all
‘lets roast apples and put cinnamon on them because apples suck on their own’
monsters one and all
except for the lady
she gets a pass
my lady
not yours
dunno if yours earned a pass
ask her what the square root of onion is
and if she says shallot she gets a pass
its a very scientific test
im very proud of it