christmas card season yo

so ive got this bangin christmas card tradition
its where i buy nothing but the most specific and wildly inappropriate to the season cards
and send them to people like way after the fact
crossing out the prewritten text
so that the card doesnt say happy bat mitzvah or condolences anymore
but instead
says merry christmas you filthy animal
now throw this bit of consumerism in the fire
please and thank you joe