How To Invest

So first off,
you’re going to need some money,

How much?

Preferably all of it,
but at the very least,
some of it.

you’re going to need to know,

What to invest in,

And we all know,
that the safest bet,
is to invest in the future,
so sink that whole pile,
into schools,
because future people need future people brains,
and we’re a bunch of past people,
who they let hang out in their world.