we wish you a merry thingy

we wish you a merry thingy
whatever holiday
the internet made up for today
like national reverse carpool dancing day
or international day of remembrance for Mick the ant
who died underfoot
at the johnson family reunion 1983
the one at the city park
not at the town park
i know you were confused about it jackie
we all were
and still made it to the right party
this was a you problem
you got a map from uncle bob
like the rest of us
merry thingy
and to all a good time of day