who is personally responsible for allowing those flowers to bloom my allergies are your fault and youre a bad person

i woke up today
feeling like someone inflated a balloon
right up in my sinuses
and after confirming that there is not balloon fairy
or balloon present

i want to let everyone know
that whoever is responsible for letting those flowers down the street
get all bloomy last night
is a terrible person
you know who you are
and need to stop it
jerk with a jerk face