have you heard of the almighty pool noodle

it has come to my attention
that some of you have been poorly making use
of the best floatation device and impromptu
pool related weapon there is

step one

sink noodle under the water and fill it up

step two

HEY LOOK OVER HERE
HERES WATER FOR YOUR FACE

youre welcome my work here is done good day i said GOOD DAY