Exclusive Interview with Chuck Wood, Twitter-Trending Champion Bear-Fighter

“Mr. Wood, can you tell me about your childhood?”
“Mr. Wood was my father.”

“All right, can you tell me about fighting the bear?”
“There was a bear. I fought it.”

“And can you comment on your new Twitter fame?”
“This is the coolest thing I’ve ever done, so I’m thrilled that people are paying attention.”

“What’s next for you?”
“I think I’m going to go to Disney World.”

“A great tradition of going to Disney after fantastic victories, eh?”
“Sure, whatever. I just figured I’d fight the Mouse next.”