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Author: Maggie O'Connor

anyone know where to get a good carving pumpkin still

now i want nothing to do with the round orange bowling ball
or the whitish catapulting kind
i just want the damn seeds in an over
roasting away…

Maggie O'Connor February 16, 2021 Free Form, Postaday

who decided I have to like apples right now

i do like a good apple
but on my own terms
specifically during late summer
when the only good ones are the green ones…

Maggie O'Connor February 15, 2021 Free Form, Postaday

pumpkin spice

WHO DECIDED THIS WAS GOOD
I WANT NAMES AND CONTACT INFORMATION
I HAVE SOME ANGRY LETTERS TO WRITE
ANNOYING…

Maggie O'Connor February 14, 2021 Free Form, Postaday

forks are a conspiracy

hear me out
someone sat down one day and was like
‘dudes this whole spoon and hands business isnt making us enough
so what if we like took some sticks…

Maggie O'Connor February 13, 2021 Free Form, Postaday

when does skiing start im better at that

i was slipping and sliding
all over some ice outside today
and im not here for it
when does the skiing start…

Maggie O'Connor February 12, 2021 Free Form, Postaday

laugh dude

yall
find a funny please
i could do with one
also…

Maggie O'Connor February 11, 2021 Free Form, Postaday

i rescued a flower

there was a flower in my yard
it was real small
so i dug it up
and gave it a little flower pot…

Maggie O'Connor February 10, 2021 Free Form, Postaday

totally under control stop asking questions plz

so this one time
my car was in the shop
and i was getting the look
from the dude in the coveralls working on it…

Maggie O'Connor February 9, 2021 Free Form, Postaday

come out and play

no dont
theres like little death balls flying through the air…

Maggie O'Connor February 8, 2021 Free Form, Postaday

the ad lied and im good with it

now i saw a beer commercial
which implied if i purchased their product
id have a hell of a backyard rager
with a grill and broskis…

Maggie O'Connor February 7, 2021 Free Form, Postaday

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