now i want nothing to do with the round orange bowling ball
or the whitish catapulting kind
i just want the damn seeds in an over
roasting away…
Author: Maggie O'Connor
i do like a good apple
but on my own terms
specifically during late summer
when the only good ones are the green ones…
WHO DECIDED THIS WAS GOOD
I WANT NAMES AND CONTACT INFORMATION
I HAVE SOME ANGRY LETTERS TO WRITE
ANNOYING…
hear me out
someone sat down one day and was like
‘dudes this whole spoon and hands business isnt making us enough
so what if we like took some sticks…
i was slipping and sliding
all over some ice outside today
and im not here for it
when does the skiing start…
yall
find a funny please
i could do with one
also…
there was a flower in my yard
it was real small
so i dug it up
and gave it a little flower pot…
so this one time
my car was in the shop
and i was getting the look
from the dude in the coveralls working on it…
no dont
theres like little death balls flying through the air…
now i saw a beer commercial
which implied if i purchased their product
id have a hell of a backyard rager
with a grill and broskis…
