so there i was
considering why someone was ruthlessly mocking a small goldfish for not being able to follow their finger
in my head because im not a jerk
Author: Maggie O'Connor
you ever see someone who worked hard on something
and they tried their honest best
but it wasnt really there yet?
so i watched this clip
where this boss lady left some sketchy dudes
on the front step of some catcalling dude bros
i kind want to brag
i went into the woods with my little red riding hood basket
and my only for hiding from rodents who cant see red hood
okay so ive been making a plan for when im a superhero
im going to start by making a sweet cape
like sweeter than my usual im a serious queen one
you know its sounds super cool when you write it that way
but when you actually stop to think about it
it feel like it would be more of a situation
okay so last date night was the absolute best
there were candles
amazing food
so the cat was chasing a butterfly this morning
and it was like soooo close to getting it
so have you ever looked at a snail
and wondered where its tail actually lives?
i know that the science types get all sciency about it and want us to believe
so it was one of those long wooden guys
the kind you don’t really row but you like use a long pole to push along
which was weird because i don’t think they sold those there
