It’s bad news all around,
and I lie staring at the ceiling,
until you take my hand,
saying, let’s lose ourselves…
Animals
All this mask-wearing,
it’s making it easier
for 3 raccoons in a trench coat
to pass as an adult human…
now calm down ladies
were only placing the dudeness into the ranking
the tier zoo would back me up…
has anyone seen a lil oinker lately
i was told that the white coat brigade
figured out theyre smarter than doggos…
now i dont know what the deal with bambi is
but i was led to believe that mum-bi doesnt make it
but in an unrelated question…
so i saw a little froggy
like a while ago dont @ me
and it didnt have its legs yet…
alright so i was on board with the whole big and feathery deal
but then you want me to believe its all normal for something to have a long bendy neck…
i dont know who it was that decided that foxy meant smokin hot
but its totally crimping my style dude
because there i was minding my own business…
I speak of Hades
when I think of Persephone
I speak of bananas
while I think about berries…
