now calm down ladies
were only placing the dudeness into the ranking
the tier zoo would back me up…
Animals
has anyone seen a lil oinker lately
i was told that the white coat brigade
figured out theyre smarter than doggos…
now i dont know what the deal with bambi is
but i was led to believe that mum-bi doesnt make it
but in an unrelated question…
so i saw a little froggy
like a while ago dont @ me
and it didnt have its legs yet…
alright so i was on board with the whole big and feathery deal
but then you want me to believe its all normal for something to have a long bendy neck…
i dont know who it was that decided that foxy meant smokin hot
but its totally crimping my style dude
because there i was minding my own business…
I speak of Hades
when I think of Persephone
I speak of bananas
while I think about berries…
Ms. Potter, if you could be an animal for a day, which would you choose?
Do you mean one of my characters?
No, Ms. Potter, just a regular animal.
Well, I must say, that is not nearly as interesting a question. However…
shall I compare thee to a summer’s rose?
nay, but a bear’s strength
wielded with the gentleness
of a St. Bernard…
the mutt snitches the bone
from outside some other dog’s
doghouse and runs and runs
and buries it under a bush…
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