“Sir, your four o’clock is here.”
“Ah, the after-school special!”
“Sir.”
“Send them in, Ms. Jones-Berger.”
The door opens and the young man enters, stepping to the side and ushering in a small person about the height of a yardstick.
“Sir, allow me to introduce the lovely Honeysuckle Titus.”
The small person steps forward, hands clasped behind her. The pale pink dress wavers in the wind from the giant ceiling fan. The face lifts toward the man behind the mahogany desk….
Humor
why do we like them?
is it because they are soft
and colorful?
is it their humor?
is it their craziness? …
“The Reverend Curry,” the assistant announced, holding the door open.
“Thank you, Ms. Jones-Berger. Please have a seat, Mr. Curry.” The man behind the desk steepled his fingers. “What can I do for you today, Reverend?” …
“Excuse me, sir?”
“Yes, what is it?” He looks over his glasses at her.
“Sir, your 11 o’clock is here.”
“I don’t have an 11 o’clock today, Ms. Jones-Berger…
“Dad! The squirrels are throwing branches again!”
“Well, tell ’em to knock it off!”
“Dad! Now they’re ripping all the leaves off…
A loud noise happens. I wince.
I say, “That wasn’t obnoxious at all…
Ave Maria
sounds like a prayer
and a lullaby…
In Russia, Spanish doesn’t remember you from high school.
In Russia, dogs pet you…
In Russia, poems write you.
In Russia, books read you…
In Russia, soup tastes you to see if you need more salt.
In Russia, potatoes peel you…