Do you think the water here
is clear because it has never lied?…
Joe
Is gay marriage legal on the moon?…
Here, try my cake!
Joe…I’m not sure that qualifies….
his name was joe
he held open the door for me…
Wouldn’t it be great
if erasers were a real thing?
Erm, Joe, pretty sure
they’re already a real thing….
If you take a look
at this painting,
you’ll notice a bear…
All this mask-wearing,
it’s making it easier
for 3 raccoons in a trench coat
to pass as an adult human…
“I’m going to rip my face off.”
“Geez, Joe, why would you do that?”
“Well, you know how the old-time doctors would do the bloodletting thing?”
“I’m afraid of where this is going, Joe…
“I had this thought.”
“Always a bad sign with you, Joe.”
“So you know how folks will swap out sugar for salt as a prank? And you know how pepper can make you sneeze…
So you know how ducks have triangles?”
“Joe, what are you talking about?”
“Their beaks are triangles, keep up.”
“Joe. I should have known better than to ask.”
“So, triangle beaks prove the Illuminati….
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