I could curl up in a hole,
and not come out
for a long time…
Question
his sister finishes speaking,
and he pipes up,
and I’m stunned….
If you see me
at 3am, you don’t need
to ask…
I already feel like a toddler
due to lack of control
of circumstances…
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why do the people on the news
always talk like theyre not from where theyre from
when the news is the local one…
What 19th-century author wrote an understated play predicting the rise of a 20th-century journalist turned novelist?…
Ever sleep with the lights,
on overhead? It’s weirder…
I put a fork in the toaster
I ate peanut butter which I’m allergic to
I fell down the stairs
I walked in a field during a thunderstorm….
“Dad! The squirrels are throwing branches again!”
“Well, tell ’em to knock it off!”
“Dad! Now they’re ripping all the leaves off…